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Wtf is it with kids today, we used to get a few beers and try to maybe chat the odd girl up when i was a kid, corrective training is needed i think for these 2 berks …. yours the CORRECTOR Read the rest of this entry »

Ever been shopping around the time there’s a big footy match on ???  weird how the crap fizzy piss of an excuse for beer company’s manage to put pics of footballs on there crates aint it. I mean normally in the supermarkets this stuff is next to the lo-alcho beer shelf just collecting a bit off dust but when the footy is on ITS THE UK’S BEER OF FOOTY .. but its a crap drink, im sorry, IF I WANT TO DRINK NON- ALCHOHOLIC PISS I WOULD DRINK HAPPY SHOPPER ORANGEADE. So never mind jumping on the footy band wagon and buying the crate of beer with the football on the side GETS SOME PROPER BEER IN THE EXPENSIVE BIT OF TESCO, then with any luck you will miss the painfull penalty shootout that is looming…. THE CORRECTOR

Ok i just thought id re- iterate a little on this matter especially as i noticed this morning that some doggy lover had let poochy do his thing outside my house right inline off my front gate ready for my army of children to wade thru. Look at this link please mr dog person   http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/dog-shit/      

be warned THE CORRECTOR IS WATCHING YOU  

Well to be honest they don’t do themselves any favours.

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Dogs should be banned ..period . im sorry but they are a total and utter waste of air in my experience. I have children, and if i take my kids up the park i do not want TO BE SCRAPING LITRES OF FRESH WARM DOG SHIT OFF THE BOTTOM OF THERE TRAINERS BECAUSE SOME MUTANT OF A DOG OWNER HAS TAKEN THEIR DOG OUT OF THERE HOUSE AND UP THE PARK TO GO TO THE TOILET.. i mean let the dog shit on your front lawn ffs mr doggy lover or better still (a) either potty train it or (b) fit it with a colostomy bag. Read the rest of this entry »

Ok i don’t know about everyone else but i’ve noticed kind of weird speech impediment in the youth of today that teachers and the like don’t seem to be able to.. correct, i am talking about the init brigade..or proper g’s… gangsters ( or so they think they are ) Now apart from not being gangsters at all in the slightest they have picked up a strange kind of lingo that has swept the nation. “got some good weed last night init “… now if you notice there is a word out of place in that sentence, the word init seems to be dropped in sententce’s at the drop hat (probably fitted burbery) and proper as well.What do the teachers do in schools about this bad grammar???? or is it a new form of english for young proper gangsters….in shell suits ha ha . I mean could you see a proper gangster like al-capone in a nike shell suit waving him spliff ridden arm about bigging up the proper init style ?  i think not. I feel the short sharp shock of borstal would benefit the youth of today, that would sort them out, STICK THEM ON GARDENING DUTY I SAY. yours THE CORRECTOR

Here is a video of an Australian named John Safran who highlights the annoyance of Mormons. Yes, you know those people who come round to your house first thing Saturday morning dressed up nicely to press their beliefs on you. Well this video shows John Safran going round Utah in the USA to teach Mormons the teachings of Charles Darwin. Read the rest of this entry »

Will you tree hugging twats please shut the hell up?

Who gives a shit about what a tramp says, go and sit up in your tree feeding your pet dog tofu and leave humanity alone. There is absolutely nothing wrong with 4x4s and if anything people should be driving them more. Hell if people are more likely to die infront of a 4×4 than a standard car then there is more of a chance of killing hippies isn’t there? Read the rest of this entry »