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"Save The Earth" Festival

What is it with all these music artists signing up to the "Save the Earth" festival. Surely holding a festival is one of the worst things you can do to save the planet.

Think about it. You are going to have thousands of people going to the concert it self, most of these people will drive which uses a lot of petrol or diesel. The others will probably come using trains or the buses. Well they are really eco-friendly aren't they.

Then take in to account the amount of petrol used up by the artists themselves driving their giant coaches with air conditioning on 24/7. Also the amount of electricity that will be used for lights, amplifiers and everything else. Most of the electricity that is used is created from burning fossil fuels which pollute the planet even more.

Windows Vista

MORE EYE CANDY OR ITS GOING TO DIE

This is really infuriating me. I don't like the look of the Luna theme for XP let alone the look of the new Aero theme for Vista. But why does my computer run faster with the new Aero theme then with all the graphics and eye candy disabled?

I have set Vista to look as much like Windows 2000 as I can. But it is now running slower than it was when I had Aero on. Don't get me wrong I know lots of people will like Aero, with all its transparent windows etc, but a lot of customers won't read what they are getting and end up buying Home Basic which doesn't support Aero, or have a graphics card incapable of running Aero.

Orange - Broadband

Anyone who has Orange as their ISP should change as soon as they can. Orange are nothing better than Osama Bin Ladens turds. Shit speeds and even worse customer service.

I have been a customer since the good old Freeserve Pay as you go 56k dial up connection. After a couple of months I upgraded to the monthly plan for Freeserve 56k which worked out a lot cheaper.

With the new age of Broadband I felt compelled to upgrade to broadband. And what a difference it made. Going from 56k to 512k was like a shopping trolley to a Ferrari Enzo. Soon after going down the broadband route, they either changed their name or were taken over, either way they were called Wanadoo. I couldn't of been happier with the service until a couple of friends who were only with Wanadoo for a couple of weeks got a free upgrade from 512k to 2mb. I have been a customer for 3 years and I didn't get upgraded. I confirmed on the BT website that my telephone line is capable of 2mb so why wasn't I upgraded?

now in my day they had scrabble

Wtf is it with kids today, we used to get a few beers and try to maybe chat the odd girl up when i was a kid, corrective training is needed i think for these 2 berks .... yours the CORRECTOR

football beer

Ever been shopping around the time there's a big footy match on ???  weird how the crap fizzy piss of an excuse for beer company's manage to put pics of footballs on there crates aint it. I mean normally in the supermarkets this stuff is next to the lo-alcho beer shelf just collecting a bit off dust but when the footy is on ITS THE UK'S BEER OF FOOTY .. but its a crap drink, im sorry, IF I WANT TO DRINK NON- ALCHOHOLIC PISS I WOULD DRINK HAPPY SHOPPER ORANGEADE.

more on dogs and there bottom activities

Ok i just thought id re- iterate a little on this matter especially as i noticed this morning that some doggy lover had let poochy do his thing outside my house right inline off my front gate ready for my army of children to wade thru. Look at this link please mr dog person   http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/dog-shit/      

be warned THE CORRECTOR IS WATCHING YOU  

dogs

Dogs should be banned ..period . im sorry but they are a total and utter waste of air in my experience. I have children, and if i take my kids up the park i do not want TO BE SCRAPING LITRES OF FRESH WARM DOG SHIT OFF THE BOTTOM OF THERE TRAINERS BECAUSE SOME MUTANT OF A DOG OWNER HAS TAKEN THEIR DOG OUT OF THERE HOUSE AND UP THE PARK TO GO TO THE TOILET.. i mean let the dog shit on your front lawn ffs mr doggy lover or better still (a) either potty train it or (b) fit it with a colostomy bag.

proper gangster hoodies...init

Ok i don't know about everyone else but i've noticed kind of weird speech impediment in the youth of today that teachers and the like don't seem to be able to.. correct, i am talking about the init brigade..or proper g's... gangsters ( or so they think they are ) Now apart from not being gangsters at all in the slightest they have picked up a strange kind of lingo that has swept the nation. "got some good weed last night init "...

Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons

Here is a video of an Australian named John Safran who highlights the annoyance of Mormons. Yes, you know those people who come round to your house first thing Saturday morning dressed up nicely to press their beliefs on you. Well this video shows John Safran going round Utah in the USA to teach Mormons the teachings of Charles Darwin.

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