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football beer

Ever been shopping around the time there's a big footy match on ???  weird how the crap fizzy piss of an excuse for beer company's manage to put pics of footballs on there crates aint it. I mean normally in the supermarkets this stuff is next to the lo-alcho beer shelf just collecting a bit off dust but when the footy is on ITS THE UK'S BEER OF FOOTY .. but its a crap drink, im sorry, IF I WANT TO DRINK NON- ALCHOHOLIC PISS I WOULD DRINK HAPPY SHOPPER ORANGEADE.

more on dogs and there bottom activities

Ok i just thought id re- iterate a little on this matter especially as i noticed this morning that some doggy lover had let poochy do his thing outside my house right inline off my front gate ready for my army of children to wade thru. Look at this link please mr dog person   http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/dog-shit/      

be warned THE CORRECTOR IS WATCHING YOU  

dogs

Dogs should be banned ..period . im sorry but they are a total and utter waste of air in my experience. I have children, and if i take my kids up the park i do not want TO BE SCRAPING LITRES OF FRESH WARM DOG SHIT OFF THE BOTTOM OF THERE TRAINERS BECAUSE SOME MUTANT OF A DOG OWNER HAS TAKEN THEIR DOG OUT OF THERE HOUSE AND UP THE PARK TO GO TO THE TOILET.. i mean let the dog shit on your front lawn ffs mr doggy lover or better still (a) either potty train it or (b) fit it with a colostomy bag.

proper gangster hoodies...init

Ok i don't know about everyone else but i've noticed kind of weird speech impediment in the youth of today that teachers and the like don't seem to be able to.. correct, i am talking about the init brigade..or proper g's... gangsters ( or so they think they are ) Now apart from not being gangsters at all in the slightest they have picked up a strange kind of lingo that has swept the nation. "got some good weed last night init "...

Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons

Here is a video of an Australian named John Safran who highlights the annoyance of Mormons. Yes, you know those people who come round to your house first thing Saturday morning dressed up nicely to press their beliefs on you. Well this video shows John Safran going round Utah in the USA to teach Mormons the teachings of Charles Darwin.

Greenpeace

Will you tree hugging twats please shut the hell up?

Who gives a shit about what a tramp says, go and sit up in your tree feeding your pet dog tofu and leave humanity alone. There is absolutely nothing wrong with 4x4s and if anything people should be driving them more. Hell if people are more likely to die infront of a 4x4 than a standard car then there is more of a chance of killing hippies isn't there?

Mac Fan Boys

One thing that really pisses me off is Mac fan boys that think they are better than everyone else because they have been arse raped by Steve Jobs.

For those Mac Fan Boys (and girls before you start complaining) that don't know who Steve Jobs is, well he is your God, your Omega.

The main reason people seem to enjoy using Macs is so they can laugh at people using Windows. Well I for one love using Windows. I haven't had any blue screens since I have used XP. Well I have on other machines, but never my own. Fact is Windows works and I can play virtually every game I want, I can upgrade my hardware whenever I want and I am not a stuck up twat who likes the smell of his own farts.

Help! My Dog's as Fat as Me

WTF is?? For those of you that don't know this is a TV program on the BBC about fat dogs, I don't mean ugly women I mean dogs.

I pay my TV licence for good quality TV and all I get is fat dogs and some slags in the West End slapping each other while screaming at the top of their voices. Is it really that hard to get some good quality TV shows???

congestion and traffic light's

OK is it me or is it just my town that is adding more and more traffic lights to the roads week by week??

i mean why do they do it. its rush hour, i want to get home, and some cock end keeps putting traffic lights in my way?? why?? whats the best way to ease this congestion on the roads that the government keep banging on about is it

(a) To let the traffic move more freely

(B) TO PUT A SET OF TRAFFIC LIGHT EVERY 100 YARDS SO NO FECKER CAN MOVE ANYWHERE ?????

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