Google doesn't know best
It appears Google isn't flawless. On their Google Analytics page they seemed to have mixed up their languages.
When settings the language to English (UK) on the Google Analytics website, it seems to think that the British speak Russian.
A simple mistake but it is a mistake and Google should be ashamed of themselves....dear o dear.
EDIT:
After sending a message to Google about the problem their help center has turned partly Russian too.