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Greenpeace

Posted on Mon, 2007-03-19 21:47

Will you tree hugging twats please shut the hell up?

Who gives a shit about what a tramp says, go and sit up in your tree feeding your pet dog tofu and leave humanity alone. There is absolutely nothing wrong with 4x4s and if anything people should be driving them more. Hell if people are more likely to die infront of a 4x4 than a standard car then there is more of a chance of killing hippies isn't there?

Mac Fan Boys

Posted on Mon, 2007-03-19 21:36

One thing that really pisses me off is Mac fan boys that think they are better than everyone else because they have been arse raped by Steve Jobs.

For those Mac Fan Boys (and girls before you start complaining) that don't know who Steve Jobs is, well he is your God, your Omega.

The main reason people seem to enjoy using Macs is so they can laugh at people using Windows. Well I for one love using Windows. I haven't had any blue screens since I have used XP. Well I have on other machines, but never my own. Fact is Windows works and I can play virtually every game I want, I can upgrade my hardware whenever I want and I am not a stuck up twat who likes the smell of his own farts.

Help! My Dog's as Fat as Me

Posted on Mon, 2007-03-19 19:16

WTF is?? For those of you that don't know this is a TV program on the BBC about fat dogs, I don't mean ugly women I mean dogs.

I pay my TV licence for good quality TV and all I get is fat dogs and some slags in the West End slapping each other while screaming at the top of their voices. Is it really that hard to get some good quality TV shows???

congestion and traffic light's

Posted on Mon, 2007-03-19 18:33

OK is it me or is it just my town that is adding more and more traffic lights to the roads week by week??

i mean why do they do it. its rush hour, i want to get home, and some cock end keeps putting traffic lights in my way?? why?? whats the best way to ease this congestion on the roads that the government keep banging on about is it

(a) To let the traffic move more freely

(B) TO PUT A SET OF TRAFFIC LIGHT EVERY 100 YARDS SO NO FECKER CAN MOVE ANYWHERE ?????

Crystal Palace vs Liverpool, 1990 FA Cup rematch

Posted on Sun, 2007-03-18 21:22

On Tuesday 20th March 2007, Selhurst Park is hosting a re-staging of that famous game between Palace and Liverpool. The match will feature many of the ex-players from both sides as they re-play a match that Palace supporters voted as their favourite of all-time.

Using MySQL to analyze web usage from Windows ISA logs

Posted on Fri, 2007-03-02 23:31

This tutorial will teach you how to import a tab delimited file in to a MySQL database. I built a program to do this for Windows ISA Server logs which contained over 500,000 lines which was way too many for Microsoft Excel to handle and too much for notepad to handle properly.

Brushed Metal Textured Button

Posted on Wed, 2007-02-21 11:18

Textured button

This tutorial will teach you how to create a textured button with a brushed metal feel.  This tutorial requires the use of the Channels tab so it will not work on Elements, unless you use a square button or the rounded rectangle tool.

This tutorial takes in to account that you have a beginners knowledge of Photoshop.

Enable Num Lock on startup

Posted on Sun, 2007-02-18 17:54

 Registry

To enable Num Lock when you logon you need to edit a registry key.

Warning: Improper editing in the registry can cause Windows to become unbootable, make sure you know what you are doing.  Skeletorscorpse will not be held liable for any damage that is caused to your PC.

Cleaning XP of Junk

Posted on Sun, 2007-02-18 13:23

 Cleaning XP of Junk

This tutorial will help you improve the performance of your Windows XP installation.

The following steps can be applied to both new XP installations or ancient installations, although you will see a bigger difference with older installations.

Over time Windows XP (and the previous generations) built up temporary files that slowed down the machine. Unfortunately not every unneeded file can be removed as it is unknown if it is going to be needed again, but there are certain files that can definately be removed.

This files lurk in the Temp folder within your Windows folder and your Temp folder in your locally stored profile.

Warning: Modifying the registry can cause adverse effects. Skeletorscorpse can not be held liable for any damage you cause to your computer.

Blog Layout - Design to Coding

Posted on Sun, 2006-12-31 15:50

preview

This tutorial guides you through how to create this layout for your blog. We will then be coding the site using HTML and CSS to achieve a tableless layout.

This tutorial takes in to effect that you have a basic understanding of Photoshop, HTML and CSS already.

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