dogs

Dogs should be banned ..period . im sorry but they are a total and utter waste of air in my experience. I have children, and if i take my kids up the park i do not want TO BE SCRAPING LITRES OF FRESH WARM DOG SHIT OFF THE BOTTOM OF THERE TRAINERS BECAUSE SOME MUTANT OF A DOG OWNER HAS TAKEN THEIR DOG OUT OF THERE HOUSE AND UP THE PARK TO GO TO THE TOILET.. i mean let the dog shit on your front lawn ffs mr doggy lover or better still (a) either potty train it or (b) fit it with a colostomy bag.

let us imagine roles were reversed, i take my kids out to the toilet on mr doggy lovers garden what would he think then, or just let them shit all over the pavement like most dog owners do???? cats are even worse as they are sneaky with it and will dig up your flowers after shitting all the place just to spite you. Maybe we could liven up saturday night tv a bit with the dancing pet show, brucy and some totty in the studio, judge pets on overall performance and hight of the jump when placed on an electrified metal floor, better still put the owners in there, great tv. SO CLEAN UP YOUR DOG SHAT BEFORE MY KIDS FIND IT DOGGY PERSON OR I MAY STALK YOU DOWN AND DO A POO ON YOU.... YOURS THE CORRECTOR